看一些笑話，能讓我們忘掉不開心，變得開心快樂，今天我們就一起來看看帶翻譯逗趣英語笑話吧!
帶翻譯逗趣英語笑話(一)
Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden.
In the summer, her roses were always the best in her street. One summer afternoon her bell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw a small boy outside.
He was about seven years old, and was holding a big bunch of beautiful roses in his hand.
"I am selling roses," he said, "Do you want any? They are quite cheap. Five pence for a big bunch. They are fresh. I picked them this afternoon."
"My boy," Mrs Williams answered, "I pick roses whenever I want, and don't pay anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."
"Oh, no, you haven't," said the small boy, "There aren't any roses in your garden -- because they are here in my hand!"
威廉斯夫人喜愛花，而且有一個小而漂亮的花園。
在夏天，她的玫瑰花在她那條街上總是最好的`。一個夏日的下午，她的門鈴響了，當她去到前門時，看見一個小男孩在門外。
這個小男孩歲左右，手裏拿着一大束漂亮的玫瑰花。
“我在賣玫瑰花，” 這個小孩說，“ 你想買點嗎?這些花想當便宜。 便士買一大束。這些花很新鮮，今天下午我才摘的。”
“ 我的寶貝，”威廉斯夫人回答說，“ 每當我想要玫瑰花時，我就去摘，而且摘了花我也不用付錢，因爲在我的花園裏有許多玫瑰花。”
“哦，不，你現在沒有了，”這個小男孩說，“ 你的花園裏沒有玫瑰花了——因爲它們全在我這手裏!”
帶翻譯逗趣英語笑話(二)
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
A：錢和朋友，你認爲哪個更重要?
B：當然是朋友了。
A：爲什麼?
B：我總能從朋友那兒借到錢。
帶翻譯逗趣英語笑話(三)
In the Eden, Adam told the God: "I'm lonely, I need a company."
"Ok," said the God, "I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint and question."
"Sounds good," Adam said, "But, to make such a good lady, WHAT is the cost?"
"One arm and One leg."
"OH, expensive!" after thought for a while, Adam asked: "How about just one RIB?"
在天堂裏，亞當對上帝說“我太寂寞了，我須要一個人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.“我將要給你一個完美的女人，美麗、聰明而且溫柔，她將毫無怨言地爲你燒飯，爲你做一切事情。”
“那太好了。” 亞當說道，“但是，要做出這麼一個完美的女士，我需要付出什麼呢?”
“一隻手和一條腿。”
“噢，那代價太大了!”想了一會，亞當接着問：“ 一根肋骨怎麼樣?”