Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿着表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."
死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯
Wife:You rding to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看這張報紙，據統計，死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.。
丈夫：那有什麼?據我調查，死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒，你佔了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"
"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."