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交通燈真美 traffic lights are so pretty

開心一刻英語笑話2則

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

在堤岸邊有個十字路口,是我每天回家的必經之路。

一天黃昏,我開車車載着三歲的女兒回家,來到堤岸,從遠處看去,只見十字路口的幾隻紅綠燈都出了故障……

每隻紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起,在晚霞襯托下,煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見的.美景:“女兒你看,前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了,是不是很漂亮?”

女兒看後說道:“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰把他們修好的?”

老爸求讚美 Dad seeking praise

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."

Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

Dad: "hey!"

Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"

5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。

老爸:“爸爸很累啦,你誇我兩句吧,你誇我兩句我就又有勁了。”

女兒:“老鄭!”

老爸:“哎!”