經常講一些笑話，不僅能給自己到來快樂，還能感染他人，這裏小編收集整理了開心一刻英文笑話大全，一起來看看吧!
篇一：開心一刻笑話大全英文
My son，who made the dean’s list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana, called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology student.
我兒子是印第安那市曼西爾波州立大學的學生，大學一年級就上了系主任的表揚名單。第二年他學心理學，剛幾個星期他就給家裏打了個電話。
"Mom,” he said excitedly, "I have found the answer to surviving college 1 It isn't the grades that are so important , but the quality of what is learned and how it is applied to daily life. I’m lucky to be having these wonderful experiences!”
“媽媽，”他激動地說:“我找到了如何在大學裏生存下去的答案!重要的不是分數，而是具備將學到的知識應用於日常生活的素質。我很幸運地有了這種奇妙的`經歷。”
"And just what does this mean?" I asked.
“你到底是什麼意思?”我問道。
"I' m flunking math.” he replied.
“我數學沒及格。”他回答說。
篇二：開心一刻笑話大全英文
Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet" Yes" for heads and "No" for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period，Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
麥西尼有一頭銀白色秀髮，正在參加期末考試，試卷上的題目只有“對”和“不對”兩種答案。她在考場裏坐了下來開始答卷，這時她靈機一動，從錢包裏拿出了一枚兩角五分的硬幣，往上拋硬幣，出現正面就填“對”，反面就填“不對”。只用了30分鐘的時間，她就做完了，而此時別的同學還在冥思苦想。但離考試完畢還有最後幾分鐘時，麥西尼又開始瘋狂地拋硬幣。
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
監考官對她的所作所爲很好奇，便走到她的桌旁，問她是否有問題。
"Oh yes, I' m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I' m going back through and checking my answers!”
“我還好，半小時前我就答完了，現在我想從後往前的再檢查一遍。”她這樣解釋拋硬幣的原因。
篇三：開心一刻笑話大全英文
TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?
老師:在哪些國家發現了大象?
STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.
學生:老師，大象是一種巨型的並且是一種充滿智慧的動物，因此，它是不會迷路的。
TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?
老師:名詞是一個人的名字或是一件事。誰能給我舉個例子?
STUDENT: A cow.
學生:母牛。
TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?
老師:很好。你能再舉個例子嗎。
STUDENT: Another cow.
學生:另外一頭母牛。
TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?
老師:吉姆，你經常在課堂上說的三個字是什麼?
STUDENT; I don’t know.
學生:不知道。
TEAL HER: Correct.
老師:答對了。
篇四：開心一刻笑話大全英文
Department一store automatic answering machine:
百貨公司自動答覆機:
"If you are calling to order or send money, press 5.”
“如果您想定貨或者付定金請按5。”
"If you are calling to register a complaint, press 645954145452772.”
“如果您想登記投訴請按645954145452772”
"Have a good day.”
“祝您愉快。”