看一些英語笑話，既能讓我們變得開心，也能讓我們學到不少英語知識，今天我們就一起來看看簡短笑話英語故事吧!
簡短笑話英語故事(一)
JOY,it's timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i'm coming!
哦，這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream, night!
做個甜甜的夢哦，晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，媽媽!{joy}
Sweet ?
甜甜的夢。。。。到底怎麼才能做個甜甜的夢呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎麼睡前還吃糖啊!會牙疼的!{媽媽}
(joy,舉着糖，看着媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說要我做個甜甜的美夢的嗎。。。{joy}
。。。。。。。。{媽媽}
簡短笑話英語故事(二)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌?
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因爲他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認爲他更有風度，因爲無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
簡短笑話英語故事(三)
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”
我是來裝電話的一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的`辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室裏，看到有一個人在外面，於是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。到了最後，他終於掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”