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英文短篇笑話故事(一)
Hours of consultation 診療時間
It was half pass three. The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door. He got up and asked the man at the door: "What is it?"
"I've been bitten by a dog," said the man painfully.
"Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation are between twelve and three?" said the doctor unpleasantly.
"I know," groaned the man, "but that confounded(困惑的) dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three."
下午三點半鐘時，醫生剛剛躺下想小睡一會兒，就聽到有人大聲敲門。他起身問門口的人：“什麼事呀?”
門口那個人痛苦地說：“我被狗咬了。”
醫生很不高興地說：“哦，你不知道我診病的時間是12點到3點嗎?”
那個人呻吟着說：“我知道，可是那隻該死的狗不知道。它在3點20分咬了我。”
英文短篇笑話故事(二)
I'll Change My Name 我會改一個名字
At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled(驚駭的), "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"
"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "
"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"
埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開家去參加一個劇團。他的爸爸氣壞了。 “讓我的兒子上舞臺演戲?真丟臉!”他大叫道，“鄰居們知道了怎麼想?”
“我會改一個名字。”這位未來的滑稽演員主動提出。
“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫着，“那如果你出了名怎麼辦?怎麼讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢?”
英文短篇笑話故事(三)
My God 我的上帝啊
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.
Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up："You've been on for five miles -- that'll be 50 pennies, please, and 10 pennies for your suitcase."
The Scotsman responds："I haven't, I want to have a penny fare, just got on this very moment." They begin to argue, and the ticket collector become more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman's suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus.
It lands in the river and sinks without a trace. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, "My God!Not only are you treat to overcharge me for the ticket—but now you're gone a drowned my boy Jenny."
一個蘇格蘭人提着一隻大箱子，坐上了一輛開往倫敦的汽車。上車後，在汽車行駛了5英里的這段路上，他一直在試圖躲開售票員。
售票員最終還是找到了他，並叫他補票:“你已經坐了5英里了，請付50便士，你的箱子還要付10便士。”
蘇格蘭人答道：“我是不會付那麼多錢的。我只付1便士，因爲我剛剛上車。”最後，他們爭吵起來。售票員越吵越生氣，終於在車子行駛到倫敦大橋上時，抓起蘇格蘭人的箱子，用力扔出了車外。
箱子掉進河裏，沉了下去。蘇格蘭人驚呆了，怔怔地站在那裏，片刻之後對售票員說：“我的上帝啊!你不僅向我多收票錢，現在還淹死了我的兒子強尼。”