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昨天來了個外國人，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，只有自己比較清閒，就面帶微笑的："Hello?"
外國人："Hi."
前臺小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什麼事?)
外國人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你會講英語嗎)前臺小姐："If I not speak English， I am speaking what?"(如果我不會說，那我現在說的什麼)
外國人："Can anybody else speak English?"(還有誰能講英語嗎)
前臺小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都沒空，你願意等就等，不願意就走你)
外國人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，這兒有誰會說英語嗎)
前臺小姐："Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing."(喊什麼喊，安靜點，你到底有什麼事)
老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的.領導談談) 前臺小姐："Head not tomorrow come."(頭兒不在，明再來吧)
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Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
爲我所用
一頭大象對一隻小老鼠說：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”
“請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。
解答者：277128012 - 大魔法師 八級 9-15 20:58
there are 3 old friend gathering around together
first said:"windy , isn't it ?"
second one replied:"no , it's thursday."
third said:"yeah! me too , let go and have some tea"
第一個說windy,但第二個聽成了wednesday,所以他說了今天是thursday,第三個卻把thursday聽成了thirsty,所以他說yeah! me too , let go and have some tea