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簡短笑話英語故事(一)
Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!” I said. "You can always use more money.”
我們的兒子克里斯是位於斯泰茲波羅的南佐治亞醫科大學的預科生。他很幸運地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他給家裏打電話，告訴我們他得到了提升。“太好了!”我說。“你可以多花一些錢了。”
There was a slight pause before Chris responded，"Well，I didn’t exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys.”
克里斯停頓了一會兒，纔回答說:“嗯，準確地說我倒沒有多拿錢。但是他們確實多給了我幾把鑰匙。”
簡短笑話英語故事(二)
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
一對夫婦正在慶祝他們的金婚紀念日，他們多年平靜的生活，成爲小鎮上流傳的佳話，一個小報記者要求採訪他們這段長久而幸福的婚姻的祕密。
"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”
“這要從我們的蜜月說起，”男的說，“我們去旅行了大峽谷，而且用騾子馱着行李走到了谷底，我們沒有走多遠，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說:‘這是一次’。我們繼續走遠了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說:‘這是第二次’。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從揹包裏拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對待那頭騾子，可她看着我平靜地說‘這是第一次”，。
簡短笑話英語故事(三)
On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.
在一個陽光明媚的週日午後，一個年長的英國紳士和他年幼的兒子一同坐在村莊的旅店裏。父親沒有節制地大口喝着啤酒，並警告他的兒子如果放縱就會給你帶來痛苦。
"Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.”
“永遠不要喝的太多，我的兒子。一個紳士在喝酒時會適可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。”
"Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
“是的，爸爸。但是當我喝的有點過頭甚至喝醉了的時候我怎麼才能知道呢?”
The old man pointed with his fingers.
這位年長的父親伸出手指指向一邊。
"Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there would know that you were drunk.”
“你看見坐在角落的那兩個男人了嗎?如果你看見的是四個男人坐在那裏，那你要意識到你是喝醉了。”
The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.”
那個男孩認真仔細的看了很久。過了一會之後，他用困惑的聲調說到:“是呀，爸爸，但是—但是—在那個角落裏只有一個人呀!”
簡短笑話英語故事(四)
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”
一個年輕的男子愛上了一位美麗的.姑娘。一天她對他說:“明天就是我的生日了。”
"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses，one rose for each year of your life.”
“噢，我要送給你玫瑰，每一朵玫瑰都象徵着你生命中所渡過的每一年。”年輕的男子說。
The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.
那天晚上他就去拜訪了種花人。他知道那個姑娘22歲了，於是他買下了22朵玫瑰並請求種花人第二天把玫瑰給那位姑娘送去。
When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”
年輕的男子離開了花店，種花人心裏想:“這位年青人真是個心地善良的好人。我給他的價格太高了。我要多給他一些花。”
He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.
他確實是那樣做的。二天清晨，種花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送給了那位女孩。
When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
當這位年輕的男子興沖沖地來看望她的時候，她對他置之不理。當然，他是永遠也不會知道爲什麼她收到玫瑰反而會生氣了。
簡短笑話英語故事(五)
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.
老師:瑪麗，你的打字有進步，這兒只有十七個錯。
Mary: That's great!
瑪麗:那太棒了!
Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .
老師:現在我再來看看第二句……