笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了關於簡短英文小笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
關於簡短英文小笑話故事篇一
不必付錢!
Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading，we stopped and walked up a hill，which turned out to be the top of a cliff. Before us lay the picturesque postcard setting we had been looking for
during all our vacation. Below was a large green valley circled by hills. Exhilarated by the tangerine sky, long shadows，and a slight breeze carrying the scent of green grass，my wife suddenly shouted:“Thank you，Mother Nature，for so much beautyl”
開車經過德克薩斯州的山丘地帶，也就是聖·安扎尼奧的正北。在黃昏時，我們看到天空中出現了一道道金色的光芒。在老婆喲請求下，我們停了車，來到了小山坡土。這裏正好是懸崖的頂端，在我們面前展現出了一種名信片上的景色。這正是我們整個假期都在尋找的地方。山坡下是一片羣山環抱的綠色山谷，橙色的天空，一片片綠草地。一陣微風吹過來，送來了一陣草的芳香。我老婆突然喊到:“謝謝你，大自然的毋親，感謝你給我們這麼美麗的'風景。”
Then, a distant voice was heard from across the valley:"No charge!”
接着，從遠處山谷的那一邊傳來了一聲，“不要付錢了。”
關於簡短英文小笑話故事篇二
兩全齊美
Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipper and offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job was done, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had been "a real neighborly act".
一天清晨，我隔壁的鄰居在用一個電動剪修機修草坪。當他幹到一半兒的時侯，另一個鄰居也來了。他仍穿着睡衣，手裏拿着他自家的電動剪修機，說是來幫忙的。這個要求當然不會被拒絕了。活幹完時，我那位受益的都居對他表示了謝意，還評論說:“這纔是真正的部居。”
"Don't mention it，“replied the other man. "I figured,by helping you，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!"
另一個鄰居卻說:“不用客氣。我算了一下，幫你一個忙，可以節省一半時間，然後我還能回去睡覺。”