下面本站小編爲大家整理了開心一刻：經典英文幽默笑話，希望大家能展顏一笑。
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?”
The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
The third logician says, “Yes!”
3個邏輯學家走進酒吧。吧檯員工問道：“你們是各自都來一杯嗎?”
第一個邏輯學家說道：“我不知道”
第二個邏輯學家說道：“我不知道”
第三個邏輯學家說道：“是的，都來一杯!”
英語笑話：時間對豬有什麼意義? What’s time to a pig?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What‘s time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地 上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的'，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"
經典英文幽默笑話
和狗狗玩耍
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
裏基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
裏基：這正是我想要查明的。
切牛排
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
吃蛋糕
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?
湯米：漢堡。
問路
去年春節回老家時，看到一個老外在向一個農民伯伯問路。只見那個老外一邊說着生硬的中文，一邊用手筆劃，但那個農民伯伯卻還是不明白。最後，那個農民伯伯說了一句讓我至今難忘的話：“Can you speak English?”
小鴨子的英文怎麼讀?
“蘋果用英語怎麼說?”我問。“Apple”侄女高興地回答。“香蕉用英語怎麼說”我接着問。“Banana‘她快速地答到。“嗯，不錯啊，那小鴨子用英語怎麼說啊?”小侄女猶豫了一下，接着答“嘎，嘎……”