愛笑的人，運氣總不會太差，因爲笑可以讓人充滿正能量，更能讓自己面對挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
搞笑的英語笑話故事篇一：A poor housekeeper 差勁的主婦
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.
"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks(條痕) up and down."
Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."
有個女人對他的隔壁鄰居很不滿意，跟她的朋友說這個鄰居不是個好主婦，說她家裏不乾淨，孩子們都髒。還抱怨說和這樣的鄰居住得這麼近幾乎是很不體面的。
她說：“你就看看吧，她掛在外面的那些衣服以及那些牀單和枕頭套，上上下下都有一些黑斑紋。”
她的朋友走到窗前去，推開窗子看了看外面，然後說：“那些衣服看來非常乾淨。你看到的那些斑紋都是你自己窗子上的。”
搞笑的英語笑話故事篇二：A stingy traveler 節儉的旅行家
Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket window and said to theconductor, "I want a ticket for Springfield."
"Which Springfield?" asked the conductor, "Springfield, Massachusetts; Springfield, Ohio; Springfield, Missouri; or Springfield, Illinois?" "Well, which is the cheapest?" asked the traveler.
有個旅行家想乘火車去遊覽斯普林菲爾德。他到一個售票視窗對售票員說：“我要一張去斯普林菲爾德的車票。”
“那個斯普林菲爾德呀?”售票員問道，“是馬薩諸塞的，俄亥俄的，密蘇里的'還是伊利諾斯的?”旅行家說：“哦，哪裏的最便宜呢?
搞笑的英語笑話故事篇三：It's Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰並不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡着了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什麼?出什麼事了?”約翰醒了。
“你爲什麼要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。
“沒有人在笑呀。”其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛纔我睡着了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯。你承認自己的錯誤，還是個好孩子。”老師爲此感到滿意。