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超搞笑的英語笑話

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死而復生的兔子

超搞笑的英語笑話

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers(口吃,結巴) and says, " happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

 

一天一個人下班回家,發現他的狗嘴裏叼着鄰居的寵物兔。兔子死了,這個人很驚慌。他想鄰居一定會責備他的。於是他打掃了現場,把兔子拖進屋,給它洗了個澡,吹乾兔毛。再把兔子放回鄰居家的兔籠,希望他們以爲兔子是自然死亡的。

幾天後,鄰居在外面問這個人,“你知道Fluffy死了嗎?”這個人覺得很尷尬,假裝清白說到:“嗯,呃,沒有,怎麼了?”鄰居說,“我們有一天發現它死在籠子裏了。但奇怪的是,在我們埋葬它的第二天,有人把它挖出來了,洗了個澡,又放回了它的籠子。這附近一定有一個很神經的人。”