1000元的腦筋急轉彎
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
聖誕節前夕，聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家進階飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的.鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
答案：當然是聖誕老人啦!爲什麼?因爲大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
法官與小偷
It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
“What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner
聖誕佳節到來，法官心情愉悅的問受刑人：
“你做了什麼壞事啊?”
“我今年聖誕節購物早了些。”犯人回答。
“那並不事件壞事”，法官說：“到底多早之前啊?”
“商店開門之前。”犯人答道。
The Three Stages of Man男性成長三階段
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus!
相信聖誕老人的存在。
不相信聖誕老人的存在。
自己是個聖誕老人!