1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因爲它們很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)i’ll never forget the time we share together.
我永遠也不會忘記我們在一起的日子。
8)life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。
生活就像巧克力，箇中滋味難以預料。
9)living without goal is like sailing without a compass.
沒有目標的生活就如同沒有羅盤的航行。
10)love alone could waken love!
只有愛才能喚醒愛!
11)love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
12)love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着別人工作。
16)you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!
你不是因爲她的美麗而愛她，而她卻因爲你的愛而美麗。
17)your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定着你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
18)success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。
19)the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
20)there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。