笑話故事一---髒手(A Dirty Hand)
John likes making things with clay. They are very nice, but he always forgets to wash his hand.
One day his mother takes one of his hands and says,"I'm afraid this is the dirtiest hand of the world. We can't find second one in the world.
John opens his other hand and says,"you can find it here."
約翰喜歡用粘土做東西。這些東西都很好看，但是他總是忘記洗手。
有一天，約翰的媽媽抓起他的一隻手說：“恐怕這是世界上最髒的'手了。我們在這個世界上再也找不出第二隻來了。”
約翰張開另一隻手說：“這裏能找到。”
幽默笑話二---是男的還是女的(Man or Woman)
There was a man with long hair in a park. He was sitting on a chair. A child with short hair was playing over there. An old woman asked the man, "Is it a boy or girl over there? I think he is a boy. Can you tell me?"
"You are wrong," the man said,"She is my daughter."
"Oh, I know. You must be the girl's mother."
"No,I'm her father," the man answered angrily.
公園裏有個長頭髮的男人，他正坐在椅子。一個理着短髮的孩子正在那邊玩耍。一個老太太問那個男人：“那邊那個是男孩是女孩子?我想他是男孩。你能告訴我嗎?”
“你錯了，”那個男人說,“她是我女兒。”
“噢，我明白了。你一定是那個女孩的媽媽。”