Birthday Party 生日派對
On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.
在教師節裏，一位幼兒園教師正在接受孩子們送給她的禮物，首先花匠的兒子遞上他的禮物。
A:I bet I know what it flowers.
我敢打賭我知道里面是什麼……是一些花。
B:That is right, but how did you know?
是的，可是你是怎麼知道的`呢?
A:Just a wild guess.
瞎猜的。
(The second pupil is the candy store owner's teacher hands her gift over head.
第二個學生是糖果店老闆的女兒。老師把她送的禮物舉起來。)
A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.
我敢打賭我知道里面是什麼，是一盒糖果。
C:That's right. But how did you know?
對了，但你怎麼知道的?
A:Just a lucky guess.
碰巧猜出來的。
(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.
第三份禮物來自於酒店老闆的兒子，老師把它舉起來，但有液體漏了出來，她用手蘸了一滴漏出來的液體，嚐了一下味道。)
A:Is it wine?
是果酒嗎?
D:No.
不是。
(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.
老師又用舌頭嚐了一滴漏出來的東西。)
A:Is it champagne?
是香檳嗎?
D:No.
不是。
A:Now, I give up. What is it?
好吧，我猜不着了，裏面到底是什麼呢?
D:A puppy.
是一隻小狗。