Things Have Been Okay.A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son,who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctorsfound nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, thetoast isburned.""You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But whyhas it taken this long.""Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
初中英文笑話翻譯二：
Who Is the Laziest?Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
初中英文笑話翻譯三：
I think that I'm a chickenPsychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a hiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg