小學生英文笑話故事一：
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
兩個朋友正在談工作。其中一個問：“爲什麼你被領班開了?”
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
另一個答道， “你知道領班是怎樣站在旁邊看別人幹活的。我的領班嫉妒了，因爲別人開始以爲我是領班。”
小學生英文笑話故事二：
Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out.
約尼正在看一本家族聖經，突然有什麼東西從書中掉了出來。
He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf that had been pressed in the pages.
他撿起來仔細地看，原來是一片加在書頁中的.樹葉。
His mom came along and asked, "What do you have there Johnny?"
這時，他的媽媽走過來問：“你拿的是什麼?約尼?”
Johnny replied, "I think it's Adam's suit."
約尼回答說：“我想，這應該是亞當的衣服。”
小學生英文笑話故事三：
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
女人直到找到丈夫前都在擔心未來;男人直到找到妻子前從不擔心未來。