一個人的聰明才智會在幽默的談吐中閃光，並且會深深吸引他人。下面，小編給大家收集整理了關於英語笑話短文閱讀，增加幽默細胞，聰明的你一定會成爲閃光點。
關於英語笑話短文閱讀一：我想我是一隻雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a hiatrist: How long has thisbeen going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg
精神病醫師：你哪裏不舒服?病人：我認爲我是一隻雞。精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的?病人：從我還是一隻蛋的`時候開始。
關於英語笑話短文閱讀二：大家都認爲我是頭
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
皮特告訴他的朋友他剛剛丟掉了工作。
"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."
“哦，”皮特說，“你知道領班是什麼樣的人。他們總是把手插在口袋了，站在旁邊看其他人工作。”
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
“我們知道是這樣。”朋友回答說。“但是爲什麼他會讓你走?”
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都認爲我是領班。”
關於英語笑話短文閱讀三：Let Dog in Hotel
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
一個人給一家他計劃在假期裏停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶着我的狗，它很乾淨很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，牀單， 餐具，或者牆上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因爲狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它爲您擔保，也歡迎您來。
關於英語笑話短文閱讀四：Intelligent son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聰明的兒子
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿着信跑了,父親纔想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”“那你爲什麼不拿回來呢?”
“我還以爲你不寫地址和收信人,是爲了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”