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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裏的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開着車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱着一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"
英語笑話短文超好笑二：我沒有睡着
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
當一羣婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡着。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡着?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
英語笑話短文超好笑三：昂貴的代價
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，爲給您的.兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
英語笑話短文超好笑四：有個混蛋(肛門)用了我的筆
A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
一個醫生想從工作服裏拿出一支筆來寫處方，但是卻拿出了一支直腸用體溫計。“哦，該死的”，他叫道，“有個混蛋(肛門)用了我的筆”。