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What?
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
丈夫給妻子看了一項調查結果，爲了向她證明女人比男人囉嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000個字，而女人每天使用30000個。
妻子想了一會兒說，女人每天說的字數是男人的兩倍，因爲她們必須重複已經說過的話。
他問："什麼?"
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen.
If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都
很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：
“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，
“你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，
那麼我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”