and man
驢和買驢的人
A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to
test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses.
The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in
the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to
his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have
you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the
companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."
中文：一個買主到市場上去買驢，他看中一頭外表不錯的驢，但是他想要牽走試一試。他把驢牽回家，放
在自己其他的驢之間，這驢四處看看，立即走向一頭好吃懶做的驢旁邊。於是，買驢的人立刻給那頭驢套
上轡頭，牽去還給驢的賣主。賣主感到很奇怪，他問買主：“你怎麼這麼快就回來了?”買主說：“不必
再試了，從他所選擇什麼樣的`朋友來看，我已經知道他是什麼樣了。”
Looney Bin
瘋人院
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一天晚上，在瘋人院裏，一個病人說："我是拿破崙!"另一個說："你怎麼知道?"第一個人說："上帝對
我說的!"一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來："我沒說!"
:mom,what's the meaning of angel?
Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.
Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?
Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!
簡:媽媽,天使是什麼意思?
媽媽:天使是一種有翅膀,會飛的人.
簡:但是海倫小姐不會飛,爸爸爲什麼叫她"我的天使"呢?
媽媽(氣憤地):真的?好,我馬上就叫她飛!