Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麼我有什麼?學生：大手。
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A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married，I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my everything's I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about，”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”
一個結婚十年的男人正在請教一位婚姻顧問。“剛結婚那會兒，我非常幸福。我在店裏勞累一天回到家，我的小狗會繞着我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。我回到家裏，我的`狗給我拿來拖鞋，我的妻子對着我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什麼，”婚姻顧問說。“你得到的服務還是一樣的呀。”