笑話是指以一句短語或一個小故事讓說話者和聽者之間覺得好笑，或是產生幽默感，另外一個行動(動作)型的笑話是以動作影響人的視覺及觀感，而感到好笑。以下爲大家準備了簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯，看完千萬別一個人偷着樂呀，記得給身邊的朋友們都看看哦!大家一起開心開心!
簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯一：All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音樂
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多瞭解一點優秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。爲了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯二：A Smart Tortoise
A tiger is hungry, he is looking for food. He sees a frog in front of him.
“Ha ha! A frog! My dinner!” so he rushes at the frog.
Behind the tiger, there is a tortoise. The little tortoise sees it; he bites the tiger’s tail.
“Ouch!” cries the tiger and he looks back. The frog hears the voice and jumps into water.
“Thank you, little tortoise.” says the frog.
But the tiger is very angry. “Bother it! I’ll throw you to the sky!”
“Thank you, I like flying in the sky,” says the tortoise.
The tiger stops, “I will throw you into the river.”
“Oh,no! I can’t swim; I will die if you throw me into the water.” The tiger threw the tortoise into the water quickly.
“Thank you, Mr. Tiger. Bye-bye.” The tortoise and the frog swim away together.
聰明的烏龜
一隻老虎很飢餓，他正在尋找食物。他看到一隻青蛙在他前面。
“哈哈!一隻青蛙，我有晚餐啦!”於是，他補向青蛙。
在老虎的後邊，有一隻烏龜。小烏龜看見了，他猛咬一下啊老虎的尾巴。
“哎呦!”老虎疼得叫起來並回頭看看。此時青蛙聽見了老虎的聲音，他迅速跳進水裏。
“謝謝你，小烏龜。”青蛙說。
大事老虎十分憤怒：“討厭!我要把你扔到天上去。”
“謝謝你，我喜歡在天空飛翔。”烏龜說。
老虎停下來：“那我就把你扔到到水裏。”
“哦，不!我不會游泳，如果你把我扔井水裏我會死的。”老虎很快就把烏龜仍進水了。
“謝謝你，老虎先生，再見!”烏龜和青蛙一起遊走了。
簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯三：edtime Prayers
睡前禱告
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Naples the capital of Italy."
朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝，”她說，“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的.首都吧。讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital ofItaly?"
媽媽打斷她說：“朱莉葉，你爲什麼求上帝讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都呢?”
And Julie replied, "Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!"
朱莉葉回答說：“因爲我在地理考卷上是這麼寫的。”
簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯四：he New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"