雙語小笑話：我們什麼也沒留下
Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家裏沒人，請不要留下任何東西!
她當天晚上回家後發現房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發現被補充了一句：謝謝!我們什麼也沒留下!