Two roaches 兩隻蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere -- it's so sanitary(衛生的) that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
兩隻蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃着，其中的一隻談起了它在一家新開張的餐館裏的'經歷。
“那時我在街對面的那家新餐館裏，”它說。“那裏太乾淨了!廚房沒有一點污漬，地面閃着白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那裏是如此乾淨，整個地方都在發光。”
“請不要在我吃東西的時候說這個好嗎?”另一隻蟑螂不悅地說。