1.
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小夥子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
一個小男孩牽着頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小傢伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這麼緊幹什麼?
這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小傢伙眼都不眨地回答道。
2.
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的'爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎? 那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
3.
Returning from a golf outing(遠足，短途旅行) , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?
Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答覆) . We just play to have fun.
Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?
我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是爲贏，丈夫推諉說。我們打球只是爲了好玩而已。
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：那麼，爸爸，誰覺得更好玩呢?