經典聖誕節英語笑話一：
From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: "Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cuisine, and a visit from Satan."
英格蘭德文郡Woolacombe海灣酒店有一篇文章：“他們的三日聖誕假期套餐包括家庭娛樂、育嬰託管、美味佳餚，還有撒旦來訪”。
經典聖誕節英語笑話二：
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年爲家裏準備一棵聖誕樹
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的.回答“我可不想爲一棵樹付錢。”(這個爸爸肯定不是基督教徒，而且還非常摳門)
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終於有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接衝出了門。
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
30分鐘後，他爸爸帶着一棵超大的聖誕樹回到了家。他兒子問：“你怎麼會砍得那麼快?”
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
"I got it at a tree lot."
“我是從一個聖誕樹銷售中心拿的”
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
“那你爲什麼還要帶把斧子去呢?”
"Because I didn't want to pay."
“因爲我不想付錢”(敢情這爸爸勒索啊)