關於聖誕節的'英語笑話一：Excuseforspeeding
A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the
driver’s license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to
keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."
關於聖誕節的英語笑話二：Atransaction
Mrs. Best: Don’t you think you overcharged me for taking care of my son when he had the measles?
Doctor: Please remember, Mrs. Best, I had to make six house calls.
Mrs. Best: Yes, Doctor, but he infected the whole school, and look at how much business that brought you!
關於聖誕節的英語笑話三：Columbus’stelephonenumber
Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451--1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?
Little Rose: I can tell her, sir. It was Columbus’s telephone number.