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A man left for a vacation to Jamaica.
有個人去牙買加度假，
His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
他的妻子正好出差，所以打算在他到之後的第二天去找他。
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message.
他到了賓館，想要給妻子發封郵件，
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
但是記着郵箱的紙找不到了，於是他憑着記憶把信發到了一個郵箱。
Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
很不幸，他漏掉了一個字母，因此他的信發到了一個老傳教士的妻子的郵箱裏，而傳教士恰好在前一天去世了。
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
悲痛的老婦人察看郵箱，看着顯示器屏幕她尖叫一聲，隨後就倒在地上死去了。
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
聽到她的聲音，家人趕忙跑進她的房間，只見這樣一句話顯示在屏幕上：“親愛的，快來吧。爲了你明天的到來，一切都準備好了。愛你的丈夫。
Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
順便說一句，這裏可真夠熱的'。”
爆笑英語笑話大全帶漢語二：Beautiful Hat 漂亮的帽子
Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, "I am going to go to the mountains by train."
He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.
Mr Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in thecarriage laughed. "Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back?" they asked.
"No," Mr Jones answered, "but there's no name and no address in my hat, and there's name and an address on the bag. Someone's going to find both of them near each other, and he's going to send me the bag and the hat."
瓊斯先生有幾天假期，於是他說：“我要乘火車山區度假。”
他穿上最好的衣服，拿了一個手提包，到了火車站上了車。他戴了一頂漂亮的帽子。在旅途中不時地把頭伸向車窗外觀看山中的風景，結果他的帽子被風吹跑了。
瓊斯先生立即拿起自己的拎包，把它也扔到了窗外。車廂裏的乘客都笑了，他們問瓊斯先生：“難道拎包會把你漂亮的帽子找回來嗎?”
“不會。”瓊斯先生說，“但是，我的帽子上面沒有姓名也沒有地址，可我的包上卻又有姓名又有地址。有人會在不遠的地方發現這兩樣東西，然後他會把帽子連同帽子一起寄給我的。”
爆笑英語笑話大全帶漢語三：酒後駕車
Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations.
一天深夜，一名警察去一個經常有人鬧事的酒吧門口巡邏，爲了避免有酒後駕車的情況發生。
At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his.
酒吧打烊了，他看見一個傢伙跌跌撞撞的跑出來，一下摔在路邊，隨後又用鑰匙試着開了五輛車的門才找到他自己的車。
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
坐進車裏，好幾分鐘他又都是在摸着那些鑰匙。
Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
這時人們都從酒吧出來並且開車走了。最後他也發動了車子準備開走，
The police officer was waiting for him and turned on his light and pulled the driver over, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test.
警察已經等這個機會很久了，他開啟燈，把司機從車裏拉出來，給他宣讀了他所享有的法定權利，然後作了酒精的測試。
The test results showed a reading of 0.00.
測試的結果是零，
The puzzled officer demanded to know how could that be.
於是困惑的警察問他是爲什麼，
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"
司機說：“今晚他們派我當誘餌。”
爆笑英語笑話大全帶漢語四：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多麼不公正啊。他一週前纔來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"
被告擡起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"