一個人的聰明才智會在幽默的談吐中閃光，並且會深深吸引他人。下面，小編給大家收集整理了英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯，增加幽默細胞，聰明的你一定會成爲閃光點。
【英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯1】
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a her goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meatfrom my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" Thelawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roastfrom me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Severaldays later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for aconsultation.
律師的狗，沒有拴而到處閒逛，它來到一家肉店，偷走了一塊烤肉。店主來到律師的辦公室，問道“如果一條沒栓的狗從我的商店裏偷了塊肉，我有權利從狗的主人那裏要回損失嗎?律師答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我8.50美元，你的狗沒栓而且今天從我的店裏頭了塊肉”，律師什麼都沒說，馬上給他寫了一張支票。一些天后，店主開啟郵箱，發現一封來自律師的信，信上寫道：諮詢費250美元。
【英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯2】
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
警察在小鎮上攔下了一個在主街上減速駕駛的人，“但是，警官，”那個男子說道：“我能解釋原因。”“閉嘴”，警察不耐煩地說道“我得把你關進牢房讓你坐冷板凳，直到警長回來。”但是，警官，我想說的'是……”“我告訴過你讓你閉嘴。你得進監獄。”幾個小時後，警察來看那個被關押的男子，“你很幸運，警長去參加他女兒的婚禮了，他回來時心情會很好。”“不要提那件事了”被關押的男子說道：“我正是新郎”。
【英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯3】
In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，"Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."
在一次宴會上，一個資本家用遺憾的目光上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯納，一本正經地說：“看看你的模樣，真叫人以爲英國人都在捱餓。”
Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，"But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."
肖伯納審視着大腹便便的資本家說：“但是，我一見到你，就知道英國正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”
【英語小笑話大全爆笑帶翻譯4】
每一次都付了!
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreeningprocess,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
一位朋友與她的丈夫在一輛獻血車上參加獻血活動，而作爲預選過程的一部分，一位上了年紀的志願者要問他們一些問題
"Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
“你有沒有曾經爲性生活付過錢?(言下之意：有沒有在外沾花惹草的經歷)”， 那位女志願者用甜美的聲音問我朋友的丈夫。
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other childrenmilling around her,he sighed,
朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼， 同時盡力地哄着剛出生不久的寶寶， 眼睛還得盯着在妻子身邊亂轉的另外幾個孩子，嘆了口氣，說道，
"Every time."
“每一次都付了。”