There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
一位高齡老人開着車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心!我剛從電臺上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在開車逆行!”
赫爾曼說，“我知道，可是不是一個，而是成百上千個!”
英語笑話帶翻譯簡短二：
A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining
.A：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋溼。B：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!A：不是，當時並沒有下雨。
英語笑話帶翻譯簡短三：
At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer r listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans,maniacal(瘋狂的) screams, hysterical(歇斯底里的) laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again?
我在一家電臺工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響效果設備。他關上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規的.音響效果後，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最後我開門出去，從經理祕書旁邊經過時，她擡起頭問道：又要求加薪了?