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一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話

一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(一)

不會犯兩次同樣的錯誤

Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?

Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

男孩:嗨,我們之前是不是約會過,是一次還是兩次,我忘記了。

女孩:應該只有一次吧,我從不犯兩次同樣的錯誤。

一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(二)

In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

"To be deaf," replied the boy.

"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

在一次音樂學院的入學考試中,老師問其中一個男孩:"音樂家最重要的生理素質是什麼?"

"耳聾,"男孩答道。

"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。

"怎麼了,先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。

一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(三)

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家裏沒有奶酪了,於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒,他拿着一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。 客人微笑着把奶酪放進嘴裏說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裏找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。