致命的大錯
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10." 本站
"Qualifications: No education or experience." 本站
"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 本站
"My compensation should be at least equal to my age." 本站
"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 本站
"Fired because I fought for lower pay." 本站
"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" . 本站
" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 本站
"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
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"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
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打字錯誤與語法錯誤 本站
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 本站
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 本站
"I am a rabid typist." 本站
"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
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"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work." 本站
"Accounting cleric." 本站
"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
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"Suspected to graduate early next year." 本站
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." 本站
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors." 本站
"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department." 本站
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 本站
"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
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不應有的幽默 本站
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
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"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 本站
"But es more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 本站
"I have an Excellent track record, although I am not a horse." 本站
"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular." 本站
"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series." 本站
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, -it." 本站
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks." 本站
"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience." 本站