I want a nightmare
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
想做壞夢
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我透過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那麼，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。
Applied Psychology
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
"What are you studying”asked lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
應用心理學
一個學生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問:“你一般要多少小費?”
年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來，同事們說我要是能得到5便士就很不錯了。”
“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯了，給你5鎊。”
“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會把這些用在我的研究上。”
“你學什麼的.?”肯恩問道。年輕人笑着說:“應用心理學。”
vi/vt.輕蔑(或憤怒)地哼;嘲諷地大笑;哼着鼻子說(或表示) n.噴鼻息;鼓鼻
It Wasn't One Person
The teacher is handing back the homework.
"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”
"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me”
不是一個人
老師正在把作業發還給學生。
“約翰尼，’她說，“你的作業做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一個人怎麼能犯那麼多錯誤?”
“老師，不是一個人，”約翰尼說，“作業是爸爸幫我做的。”