A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。
He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."
他問：“主啊，一百萬美元對你意味着多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又問：“那一百萬年呢，?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”最後男子請求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?“上帝回答：“過一秒鐘。”