Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you’ll have to make your own bed.
Traveling salesman: That’s perfectly all right.
Farmer: Here’s a hammer and saw. Good night.
初一英語笑話二：Aren’tthereenoughships
Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?"
They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What’s the matter, aren’t there
enough ships? "