笑話來源於生活，經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面小編馬上爲你帶來短一點的英語笑話，希望你會喜歡。
短一點的英語笑話【1】
Who Are Crooks? 誰是騙子?
A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly(坦率地) that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction(撤銷) : Half the city council aren't crooks.
一次，一份報紙刊登了一篇社論，直接指出市議會裏有一半人是騙子。在被罰以拘留後，編輯發表了以下聲明：市議會裏有一半人不是騙子。
短一點的英語笑話【2】
I'm the groom
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
短一點的.英語笑話【3】
Good Sight 好視力
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律師：你說你離事故現場約有35英尺，你能看清多遠的東西?
證人：這麼說吧，早上起牀後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英里遠。
短一點的英語笑話【4】
light bulb
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company.
短一點的英語笑話【5】
Do What You Can 盡力而爲就好
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!" So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!" 在法庭上，法官宣判某個罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人說：“不過庭上，我活不了那麼久啊!” 法官說：“別擔心!你盡力而爲就好。”