英語笑話既能讓我們學到英語知識，也能開心，今天我們就一起來看看短篇翻譯英語笑話吧!
短篇翻譯英語笑話(一)
be careful with what you wish for
慎重許願
a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的'恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。
the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.
妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。
短篇翻譯英語笑話(二)
something really cheap
真正便宜的東西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
短篇翻譯英語笑話(三)
why is he howling.
他爲什麼喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀!