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The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."  The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。“我的兒子是個教士,”第一位母親自豪地說道,“他進入房間,人們都說,‘您好,閣下’。”

第二爲母親說:“我的.兒子是位主教。他進入房間,人們都稱,‘您好,大人’。” “我的兒子是位紅衣主教,”第三位母親接着說,“他走進房間,人們都說,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’。”

第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十,體重三百磅,”她說,“他要是走入房間,人們都說‘哦,我的上帝’!”