你看得懂沒有翻譯的英語笑話嗎?下面本站小編爲您分享的是帶翻譯的哦。
Apprehending Criminals
逮捕罪犯
The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are thebest at apprehending criminals.
洛杉磯警察局、聯邦調查局和中央情報局，都想要證明他們最會逮捕罪犯。
The President decides to give them a test.
於是總統決定要考考他們。
He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
他把一隻兔子放進森林，而他們每一個人都必須去抓它。
The CIA goes in.
中央情報局的.人進去了。
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
他們在整個森林裏放置了動物通報器。
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
他們質問所有的 植物和礦物證人。
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
就在三個月的密集調查之後，他們得到的結論就是兔子不存在。
The FBI goes r two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,
聯邦調查局韻人進去了。就在兩個星期都沒有線索之後，
killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.
他們放火把森林燒了，殺光了裏面的一切，包括這隻，兔子在內 ，而且他們並沒有表現出歉意。
The LAPD goes come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear.
洛杉礬警察局的人進去了。兩個小時之後，他們帶着一隻慘遭嚴重毆打的熊出來。
The bear is yelling;"Ok!I am a rabbit!I'm a rabbit!"
這隻熊大聲地喊着說：“好啦!好啦!我是兔子啦!我是兔子啦!”
關於元旦的英語笑話
hospitality
the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. the visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. where did you find the cheese?" "in the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裏沒有奶酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿着一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。 客人微笑着把奶酪放進嘴裏說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裏找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
關於春節的英語笑話精選如下：
01.:how long will the next bus be?
b:it's about 45 feet.
這是玩得文字遊戲。用中文就沒勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。
02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?
b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
怎麼樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?
omer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.
customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.
or: your cough sounds much better today.
patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.
你的咳嗽今天聽上去好點了
病人： 應該是好點了。昨晚我練了一個晚上。
company's mission to eat nian fan
this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?
翻譯：
在公司吃團年飯
今年在公司裏過春節,在一起吃團年飯時，經理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經理怒曰：說好不喝了怎麼還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個屁來，經理大怒：媽的!誰又開了一瓶?