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笑破肚子英語笑話(一)
火柴
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
不慎的時候只要一根火柴就足以引發森林大火，而想點燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。
笑破肚子英語笑話(二)
the lowest grade
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
最低分
學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”
老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的'最低分了!”
笑破肚子英語笑話(三)
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.
一次，歌德正在魏瑪一個公園的狹窄小道上散步。碰巧，他遇見了一個對他懷有敵意的評論家。兩人都停了下來，彼此相互對視。接着評論家說道:“我決不會給傻瓜讓路。”“可我會.”說完歌德退到了一邊。