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Visual Training

Visual training

The squad(班,小隊) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遙遠的,恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied:

"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士,軍士) , sir."

"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

"He's not doing any digging, sir."

視力訓練

班裏正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方,那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答

“十六個兵外加一箇中士,長官。”

“正確,可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”

“他不幹活,長官。”