笑話能愉悅我們的心情，今天我們就一起來看看逗笑開懷英語笑話吧!
逗笑開懷英語笑話(一)
某男，粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已，毅然下筆：“Once a week“。
簽證官觀後暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“
該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“
男急釋曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”
逗笑開懷英語笑話(二)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, " much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰，一旦違規，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什麼疑問麼?"
這時人羣中一個男同學問道，"那麼一個季度通行證需要多少錢?"
逗笑開懷英語笑話(三)
They are liberated
My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她們被解放了
我丈夫看起來是個很強壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫生的.路上，我們在自助站加油，我拖着八個月大的身孕從方向盤後面出來，開始加油。
附近有兩個男人看着當時正在車裏休息的我丈夫，然後看了我一眼。“哎，”我聽見一個對另一個說，“你知道，她們被解放了。”
——愛倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)