Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?
尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裏我還見過呢?
老師：你給大家講講當時的`情形吧。
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說: “家醜不可外揚。”
兒童的英語笑話二：Essay
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."