一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園裏種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻鬆。一隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍。更多英語笑話盡在應屆畢業生笑話網。
埋在花園裏的槍：Guns Buried in the Garden
Guns Buried in the Garden
An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in
prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!
At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.
埋在花園裏的.槍
一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園裏種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻鬆。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻鬆花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。
第二天凌晨4點，一隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但並沒有找到任何槍支。
老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發生了什麼事情，下一步應該怎麼做。
兒子回信道：你只管種土豆好了。
從未來訪：You Never Called
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called.
I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of bed?
一人在購物中心偶遇他的醫生。他走上前去說：六週以前我在你的辦公室，你告訴我讓我回家去臥牀直到你來訪。但你從未來訪。
我沒去嗎?醫生說，那你現在下牀幹什麼?