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爆笑英語笑話笑哭你(一)
捕鼠夾上的奶酪
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裏沒有奶酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。
The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿着一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子裏。
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"
客人微笑着把奶酪放進嘴裏說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裏找到的奶酪?”
"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
爆笑英語笑話笑哭你(二)
對不起，本店不找零錢
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和一個朋友在快餐店排隊訂餐，那裏很醒目地寫着，不接受超過20美元的'大鈔(請自備零錢)。
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
我們前邊的一個女士指着這個牌子對我們說：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過20美元的話，我一定不會在這兒吃飯!”
爆笑英語笑話笑哭你(三)
這鐘準嗎?
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,
每天都有數千人經過他的門口，
and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.
幾個月後，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，
I'm going to buy a big clock
我要去買一隻大鐘，
and put it upon the wall here."
把它掛在這兒的牆上。
Then he did so.
於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.“
現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。
But after that, a lot of people stopped,
可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，
looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”
看看鐘，然後問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”