英語笑話1
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長着尾巴，那麼現在尾巴到哪裏去了?”
“我來試試看，”一位老太太說。“該是我們在這裏坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”
英語笑話2
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人死後仍有生命嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。
“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。