1.
My little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
2.
My Wife Will Exchange Them
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
″Makes no difference? ″replied customer.
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
″Any″ he responded.
″Size﹖″
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
反正我太太明天會來換的
一位先生走進一家商店要買副手套。
“您是要布的還是皮的'?”售貨員問。
“沒什麼區別。”這位顧客回答。
“那您要什麼顏色的呢?”售貨員又問。
“什麼顏色都成。”他回答。
“號碼呢?”
“您就隨便給我拿一副吧，”這位顧客有點不耐煩了，“反正我太太明天都會來換的。”
3.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
男孩：這個座位是空的麼?
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也將是空的。