英語笑話:The Absent-minded Professor

　　Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
 

心不在焉的教授：天哪!有人偷了我的錢包!妻子：你難道沒感覺到一隻手伸進你的.口袋?心不在焉的教授：感覺到了，可我還以爲那是我的手呢。